"Bert. BERT. Bert!!!! Wake up!"
"Ugh, egh, uh 'ello Fred."
"You've dozed off me old egg cup!"
"Sorry Fred, but you know I was having the weirdest dream, first of all we found an impostor amongst us all dressed up in shiny clothes but a reall smart egg if you know what I mean?"
"Weird" said Fred with a flicker of interest.
"Then we had this mad party, which really cracked us all up and Creamy the impostor went into total melt down leaving just his clothes behind and I had the hangover from Hell and a javelin sticking out of my head!"
"Well you can relax now Bert me old mucker, it was just a dream and anyways we have a holiday to look forward to with nothing as wild as your dream I can promise you!
But Fred was winking when he said this...
Groovy word of the day: eggsistential.