" Yep, that's the first one," said Bert pulling over as the Kids hollered for him to stop.
"Cracking Job," rejoined Fred from the passenger seat," well spotted Kids!"
"That's Postie, but we still have the Milkman, the Baker and the Butcher to find" said one of the Eggster's from the back!
"Too true" said Bert with an evil grin "but they might be a bit harder to find…"
" Bert, are you sure Mrs Eggbert said it was OK to kidnap them for our Easter Human hunt?"
"Don't you worry about Mrs Eggbert" said Bert To the Eggsters, "you just enjoy the Easter Hunt and and I'll explain it all to Mrs Eggbert!" But inside his yolk was quivering - Mrs Eggbert had a habit of boiling when she got angry.
"Eggsellent day for a dash to the Côte d'Azur" said Bert settling into the driver's seat.
"Perfect indeed for an Easter Egg Break in the sunshine" agreed Fred enthusiastically " and so much more fun than freezing our yolks off in the fridge like the others. I can't wait to get an eyeful of all the egg candy on the beaches!"
"You dirty old eggcup" said Bert smirking behind his sunglasses, "Let's see if we can't maybe pull a couple of darling mini chicks to take with us to the World Scrambling Championships."
"Now that's a cracking idea" agreed Fred and in his mind the deed was already done!
"Thought you'd like that, but less of the cracking if you don't mind!" said Bert earnestly.
"Bert. BERT. Bert!!!! Wake up!"
"Ugh, egh, uh 'ello Fred."
"You've dozed off me old egg cup!"
"Sorry Fred, but you know I was having the weirdest dream, first of all we found an impostor amongst us all dressed up in shiny clothes but a reall smart egg if you know what I mean?"
"Weird" said Fred with a flicker of interest.
"Then we had this mad party, which really cracked us all up and Creamy the impostor went into total melt down leaving just his clothes behind and I had the hangover from Hell and a javelin sticking out of my head!"
"Well you can relax now Bert me old mucker, it was just a dream and anyways we have a holiday to look forward to with nothing as wild as your dream I can promise you!
But Fred was winking when he said this...
Groovy word of the day: eggsistential.
27/01/2010. "OK guys. We seem to have an issue here" whispered Fred out of the side of his moustache. " Fresh out of the box today and we are not all as we should be!"
"Yeah, who's the coy boy in the shiny suit?" asked Bert more boldly.
"Hey chill guys, what gives?" said Creamy unruffled "and er... what's with all this naked stuff man, am I at the wrong party?"
Bert looked at Fred with a wry grin - he was clearly not amused by the new Impostor. After a pause he said to Creamy, " No no my dear fellow,not at all, this is the right party, come on chaps - er let's get this party on the boil..."
Groovy word of the day: cracking.